I have never bothered about any of the Bond movies. In fact, if people told me 007 and James Bond are of two different entities, I would believe them.
When news came out that Daniel Craig's the new Bond, most began dissing him. I couldn't care less, although I did think that Pierce Brosnan looks more charismatic. Heck, even my mom knows Bronan's full name in English! How's that? And of course, she's a Pierce Brosnan shipper.
I mean just look at that face! How many girls have fallen to his feet already!?
Okay, so last Friday, I broke my bond-ginity. I watched Skyfall!
Ever since then, I've been doing the walk, halt, twirl and pose!
Yeah, cause I'm cool like that.
Although I've never caught a Bond movie prior to this, I knew that there were the Bond Girls. Michelle Yeoh, Halle Berry, Denise Richards, Eva Green... all those Hollywood hotties, living in their million dollar houses. -cue bitterness-
And that, of course means sexy time, sexy time and more sexy time.
Throughout the movie, my friends and I would guess which girl he's gonna sexy time with and not. They were right to say that he'd do any female. Oh man! Darn, gotta say the scenes where Bond and Eve were flirting were so awkward to watch.
A screenshot found on http://www.eonline.com.
We couldn't get over how hilariously odd this scene was.
Not because I'm one of those, "oh, they're gonna sexy time and I must act all uptight about it in public" awkward, but more of, "oh crap, they don't have an ounce of chemistry huh", kinda awkward.
I liked the villlian, Silva (Javier Bardem) though. I mean, if I were him, I'd probably have done the same, that is if I were as smart as him. HEH. (No spoilers here!) So however it is, please, do not betray me and leave me to die because in turn, I'd most likely go loco and want to seek revenge, just like him. Nahahaha!
Alright, aside from the awkward flirting scenes, I thought that Skyfall was pretty neat. Not many cool gadgets here though, I thought, cause my bro was saying how Bond movies are about the gadgets.
The fighting scenes made up for it though! They were so intense, my eyes were glued to the screen. Just like my dad.
Oh dear lord, I'm an uncle.
Right. It was so action packed, I didn't even notice that 2h 30 mins were gone till the end when Guili complained about holding in her pee for 2 hours cause she didn't want to miss anything.
So that means Skyfall's pretty good, cause I usually can't sit through a whole movie.
In Conclusion - Bond Movies
1. Bond needs sexy girls for sexy time
2. Fancy, cool gadgets
3. Bond doesn't rebut until someone's killed. Seriously. Someone's being held hostage but he doesn't make a move until he or (and) she is (are) killed. Really, Bond? REALLY?? It didn't happen just once in this movie!
4. He will never die and there will always be another sequel.
5. Daniel Craig is actually pretty hot. I mean, I thought that he was not bad since The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
6. Girls like their men in suits.
After the movie, Charis and I have decided that it is written in Daniel Craig's contract that he has to have sexy time with at least a girl in any movie, regardless of how redundant the scene is to the film.
I told my brother about this later at night and he said, "Haven't you noticed that in all Bond movies, the first girl with a name he le sexy time with will definitely be killed?"
Oh, now I know. It's like having one last sexy time before she dies! How crappy is that!? James Bond is a sex jinx!
Add that to the conclusion list.
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