Not looking forward to being a B-Grade horror movie star

The MRT station near my house now have those huge ass fans with blades like those of a blender.

Image credits obviously to Stomp.

The same ones I feared when I was a child - days staying in Jurong East where my living room had one of these - ceiling fans. 

Gosh, I hated being under or even near one! Especially those that creak or make whirring sounds and shake when you put the speed to maximum. Those creepers never fail to give me images of the blades disconnecting from the wall and twirling down like UFOs but at the speed of 200km/hr, slicing the heads of people in the way . 

Holy bananas. The similarity is daunting.

And the thing about those fans in the stations? Girls can't wear flowy or even heavy material swing dresses! I had to hold it down in fear of losing my modesty! If they had maxed the speed I would have ended up like this!

I once had a friend tell me that she thinks Marilyn Monroe is fat. -insert scandalized face- Marilyn Monroe is way gorgeous and nobody calls her fat! Period.

This isn't fun. I only had to do that when on uncharacteristic windy days. 

Well, I guess tiko peks get to benefit from this.  Those lucky bastards.

Nonetheless, it has been really warm nowadays and those fans are appreciated okay, as long as they don't slice me up like sashimi, make me "zhao geng" or both!